Sat - 13th Dec NEVER EVER LAND LINEUP!

wooooooooooooo!

i have it, and i'm going!



What: The Never ever land lineup
Where: At Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne and Perth
When:

SATURDAY 13 DECEMBER - HORDERN AND SURROUNDS, SYDNEY
SUNDAY 14 DECEMBER - MYER MUSIC BOWL, MELB
SATURDAY 20 DECEMBER - BRISBANE RIVERSTAGE, BRISBANE
SUNDAY 21 DECEMBER - MEMBERS EQUITY STADIUM, PERTH

Who:

Klaxons (myspace)
Hercules & Love Affair (myspace)
Whitest Boy Alive (myspace)
The Presets (myspace)
Cut Copy (myspace)
Ladyhawke (myspace)
Tame Impala (myspace)
Canyons (myspace)
Bumblebeez (myspace)
Van She (myspace)
Lost Valentinos (myspace)
Mission Control (myspace)
Temper Trap (myspace)
AJAX (myspace)
Pepperoni (myspace does not exist)
Andee Van Damage (myspace)
Bang Gang DJ’s (myspace)
Bag Raiders (myspace)

clearly justice is not playing, as i had hoped... doesn't make sense because Daft punk came last year and the number 1 rule for making parties is that "it has to be bigger than the last one". Oh wait, daft punk isn't THAT big.
lol.
enjoy.

Sat - 25th Oct

yooo, wasssup? sorry for no friday post, i have no excuse, i'm just really fucking lazyyyy
anyways, here comes the saturday post
First up is:


This night is at favela nightclub, the demographic tends to be towards the over 25's, but if you look at there site they make seem like such a mad place to go, hence why i reckon you should hit it up.
Alan Thompson will be the head lining act, and has some close tie's with the Ministry of sound (he mixed the housexy compilation)
here is his myspace

another popular dj in uk is Matt Cahill...i couldn't find anything about him except:

"Having been a well respected name on the Scottish and UK clubbing scene for almost 10 years now Matt has learnt his craft with some of the biggest and most respected brands, DJ’s and locations in the world.

Providing a unique versatility of musical skills, amazing technical abilities and an ability to work with any crowd has seen Matt guest at club nights such Cream Classics, Hed Kandi, Ministry of Sound, Colours and Glam. Provide musical soundtracks for product and fashion launches for Smirnoff, French Connection, Top Shop and Cruise. Support DJ’s such as Roger Sanchez, Danny Rampling, Pete Tong, Fergie, Graeme Park, Judge Jules, Tall Paul, Stonebridge, Sonique, K-Klass, Marco V, and Mario Piu. Perform in Edinburgh, Glasgow, Perth, London, Ibiza, Sweden, Thailand and Colombia."

eh, sounds like he knows his shit.
only one way to find out but.

If that doesn't fancy you try candy apartment.

They will have the regular's there and Zuology. I highly recommend seeing him, heard his mixtapes, they sounds awesome and i would be going if it wasn't for my tonsillities. That will be a great night.

Thats pretty much it ay, not a fantastic weekend, but should still be an alright one...

Sat - 18th Oct

yooooo boys and girls, sorry for such a late post. I've been a busy busy man... ;) it's been well worth the wait but.

anyways, here is some of the places i reckon you should go to
lets start off with Moulin nights playing at Moulin Rouge.

DJ Keli Hart is the main act this week, when i first the flyer i didn't believe female dj's existed (execpt for Uffie) but boy was i wrong, i've listened to her mixes and they are pretty good aye.

Keli Hart's myspace

Moulin rouge's not myspace

oh yeah, she's pretty hot too:

mmmm. i like.

if thats not you thing, try out the Q bar at the exchange hotel.
These guys are hosting the offical sounds in the grounds after party.


Gonna be a mad night, van she tech don't need a introduction. Even if they arn't that good.
But i suggest you keep your eye out for bloody disco, he's coming from france to play there and it seems like he knows his shit.

have a look at his myspace here

Q bar website

p.s don't let that head scare you, there is plenty of proof saying that you don't have a nice head to dj

here's one example:

look at the talent...just lying there...

x.

Sun - 9th Nov

i know i'm posting this a bit early, but tickets go on sale soon. and i reckon ya'll should get some.


When: 7th, 8th and 9th of Nov.
Where: Acer Arena (map).
Who: Rihanna and Chris Brown
How much: Between 129 and 149 dollars.
When to buy: Wed 15 Oct, 9am
Where to buy: Ticketek
Why (should i go?): Because they are pretty awesome individually. So them together, would be....epic!

look:
Chris Brown and Rihanna umbrella/cinderella remix

Fri - 17th Oct

ok guys, get ready for another big friday, because here it is:

yep. Mark Dynamix, yes the same guy who mixes Ministry of sound albums. He mixed the The annual 2006, the highest selling complication in Australian history, so he must be good.
This is perhaps the biggest ever dj that has even considered to set foot in Riotville.

Since not many of the people in the shire don't know who he is, i reckon u should make an appearance and maybe get a pic with him, or show him how to dj. Whatever.

and yeah, it's flight club night, whatever the fuck that is.

here is there website, don't click on it but, it's a fucked up site, useless designers...


okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
if carmens doesn't fancy you. try chinese laundryyyyyy.
Aston Shuffle is playing. I'd go to this rather then see mark because, well....these guys are 10 times better.
sorry, just being honest.

Set times:

10pm: Derty Rich
11:30pm: Marky Mark and King Lee
1am: Aston Shuffle
2:30am: fRew

anyway, here is there stomp yo shoes track remixed, by the best dj's out at the moment.

The Aston Shuffle - Stomp Yo Shoes ft. Tommie Sunshine (Bloody Beetroots Remix)

check out there myspace.

chinese laundry website is right here. ha jokes, it's here. oh and there myspace. (see i do care...lol)

mmmmmmm.

hahahahaha yesssssssssssssssss.
pole dancersssssssssssss!!!!
at rnb superclub or Tank as others call it.

i honestly don't give a fuck whos playing at tank. ooohh man.
The dancers are gonna "Show me how to get fit for summer" (quote from website)
well they can "train" all they want when i'm around.

Sat - 11th Oct

hey guys, this saturday looks like it's gonna be a pumping weekend. I don't know if i'll do a friday post, i'm a bit tied up with shit at the moment.

Candy apartment should be awesome with the launch party of there new night "Disco dicso". My favourite broski Zuology is playing,

check out his myspace here.

he also has a new mixtape which i think is pretty pimping.

Tracklist:

1. Foremost Poets - Moonraker (Sleazy G Remix)
2. Ron Carroll - Walking Down The Street (Silverscreen Remix)
3. Nino Anthony - Speaker Freaker feat. Lizzy Curious (Lex Da Funk Remix)
4. Human Resources - Dominator (Bryan Cox Remix)
5. Jeffray & Calmani - Going Deeper (Original Underground Mix)
6. Dragonette - Get Around (Van She Tech Dub)
7. Tim Le El - Rise
8. Oh Snap! - High Top Fade (DJ Kue Remix)
9. DJ Antoine - Roof Is On Fire
10. The Cut/The Radiators - Gimme Head (The Cut & Nu Tandique Remix)
11. Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger (Coin Operated Boy Remix)
12. Rhianna - Umbrella (Vandalism Remix)
13. Busy P ft Murs - To Protect and Entertain (Crookers Remix)
14. Rye Rye - Wassup (Crookers Remix)
15. DJ Antoine - Stop! (DJ Antoine & Yoko English Big Room Remix)
16. ACDC - Thunderstruck (Crookers Remix)
17. Eric Prydz - Pjanoo (Original Mix)

download it here.

One Love: if you've never heard of tank, you shouldn't deserve to go out.
for those people who can't read flyers, Tommy Trash is playing at one love, he's mixed CD's for ministry of sound. So he must be good.

ha.

John Glover is also playing. Who ever that is.

nah seriously, he's pretty good too, but "Tommy Trash" in red font, and "John Glover" in black font, so tommy's better.


The club club is at chinese laundry on saturdays. Not particlarly a good night, but i reckon you should still look at the line up for saturday:

10:30 - The impossibles
12 - Jeff Drake
2:30 - Matt Nugent

Matt Nugent is gonna play at chinese and one love, it's gonna be one busy night for matt. lol.

Samuel L. Session is also playing check out his myspace here.

he looks alright, actually this does look like it's gonna be a good night.

first post.

i want you to be doing that...

Ok well, made this blog because i'm sick of trying to find out wtf is going on in sydney during the weekend. This is meant to help you plan out your night out when you wanna 'hit the town'. Hopefully you can do a little less planning and a bit more...i dunno...clubbing? I hope this blog gets big, i see potential but only time will tell.

p.s she's pretty hot eh?